Aliens at CPHS
Pretend you're an alien
The Landing
Greetings. We have come to your planet to study your species and the ways that you conduct your lives. Our landing happened on January 5, 2005 (earthling time.) We came through your dense clouds to a landscape of white- apparently your planet has been covered with some form of frozen liquid- analysis indicates H2O.
We landed one of your tarred and scarred surfaces, the color being a blackish-blue with yellow lines stripping across. It was early. Too early. It was 3:00 AM. You earthlings are always sleeping, and then waking up at the last moment to get to where you are supposed to be. Well, it was 3:00 AM, so we decided to walk through the walls to set up in one of your more crowded areas: an area where you earthlings devour other earth-creatures and fruits of nature- the lunchroom.
The Lunchroom
Here we are, at the very center of humanity. The day is well under way, and people walk every which way! Wait, the humans sit down. . . in pods of tables. They begin to feed on human food.
The tables are arranged in succeding rows upon rows, and the humans all fall into place in each seat, almost such as they are assigned seats. Humans are very systematic, and they always do the same things. They are creatures of comfort, and would not be pleased to sit somewhere else. "Get out of my seat" is the response that John that shouted when he found out someone else was in his seat.This is evident by the patterns of how the humans arrange themselves into the seats: some areas are dense, while others are empty. Human behavior is very systematic.
The Landing
Greetings. We have come to your planet to study your species and the ways that you conduct your lives. Our landing happened on January 5, 2005 (earthling time.) We came through your dense clouds to a landscape of white- apparently your planet has been covered with some form of frozen liquid- analysis indicates H2O.
We landed one of your tarred and scarred surfaces, the color being a blackish-blue with yellow lines stripping across. It was early. Too early. It was 3:00 AM. You earthlings are always sleeping, and then waking up at the last moment to get to where you are supposed to be. Well, it was 3:00 AM, so we decided to walk through the walls to set up in one of your more crowded areas: an area where you earthlings devour other earth-creatures and fruits of nature- the lunchroom.
The Lunchroom
Here we are, at the very center of humanity. The day is well under way, and people walk every which way! Wait, the humans sit down. . . in pods of tables. They begin to feed on human food.
The tables are arranged in succeding rows upon rows, and the humans all fall into place in each seat, almost such as they are assigned seats. Humans are very systematic, and they always do the same things. They are creatures of comfort, and would not be pleased to sit somewhere else. "Get out of my seat" is the response that John that shouted when he found out someone else was in his seat.This is evident by the patterns of how the humans arrange themselves into the seats: some areas are dense, while others are empty. Human behavior is very systematic.
posted by W_kh at
1/05/2005 11:21:00 PM
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